1.) My legs are two different lengths by an inch and a half.
2.) I have a horrible addiction to peanut butter and eat it straight from the jar. Daily. I usually use a spoon.
3.) I know every single lyric to Sir Mix a Lots’ “Baby Got Back” and Aaron Carter’s “Aaron’s Party.” I cannot lie. Come get it.
4.) My biggest pet peeve? When people don’t clear the time off of the microwave when they’ve finished making something.
5.) When I was 7, I threw up after eating a single baked bean. I haven’t eaten one since.
6.) It takes a lot to get me mad. But tickle me, and I promise you’ll see it happen.
7.) I have a really odd talent for remembering people’s birthdays. If you divulge your date, I guarantee I will at least remember the month the next time you ask me.
8.) I absolutely hate the sound of the dentist’s drill. I cringed just thinking about it right now.
9.) I am extremely directionally challenged. I once got lost in my own city. Mind you, I have lived there my entire life and the whole town only spans 2 square miles.
10.) I love beeping the car horn and will use it to beep and wave at every single person I remotely know.
11.) I can’t go to bed unless the clock reads an even number or a 5.
12.) I won’t go tanning because of the whole skin cancer thing but I will lay outside for hours in the summer whenever I can. I tell myself it’s so much healthier, even though I know it’s ridiculous.
13.) Good teeth are my number one turn-on. The whiter the better. Bad teeth and breath are my number one turn-offs. Word of advice: If you ate some onions, chew some gum.
14.) I sadly love reality TV. I’ve seen far too many of the “most dramatic rose ceremonies ever.”
15.) I admit: I love gossip. Both about celebrities and real people. Bring on the trashy tabloids and high school drama. I don’t want to get involved in it, but I love hearing about it.
16.) I absolutely hated coffee until my Senior year of college, and I haven’t gone a day without a cup ever since.
17.) I didn’t know how to do laundry until I came to college. My mom’s instructions included how to tell when something is dry.
18.) I love dogs. A LOT. I wanted to be a Veterinarian was older, until I learned that meant studying science and potentially putting poor animals to sleep. I thought it just meant that I would get to play with puppies all day, and I was devastated.
19.) I never delete e-mails.
20.) I am a total pack rat. I have high school papers, sparkly headbands and even items that are torn which is a problem because…
21.) I have no idea how to sew.
22.) I really want to try eating a gallon of ice cream in one sitting. I really think I can do it, but am too afraid of the consequences if I fail…
23.) I have to get up to go to the bathroom every single night.
24.) If I could find out what the future had in store, I would.
25.) I revolve my days around meals. I daydream about dinners, and have never, ever “forgotten” to eat.