I love music. Even really, really, REALLY bad music. My Uncle once actually cracked up when searching through my iPod (two songs he particularly found hilarious? “I’m a Thug” by Trick Daddy and “Oh Yeah,” the nearly lyric-less hit from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off). I even spend one week of High School listened to “Forever” by Uncle Jesse (yes, Full House’s Uncle Jesse) on repeat. Yes, seriously. And, no, I was neither in love or going through a bad breakup at the time. I told you it was bad.
It takes alot for me to dislike a song. The Bachelor’s ballad this season “On the Wings of Love” makes my very short list. It’s bad on it’s own, but even worse considering the Bachelor, Jake, is a pilot and that the song is played during nearly every pivotal moment.
Here’s a few other songs that should probably be permanently paused, but I can’t help but play:
1.) “I’m Too Sexy” [Right Said Fred]
2.) “Achy Breaky Heart” [Billy Ray Cyrus]
3.) “Barbie Girl” [Aqua]
4.) “Dominic the Donkey” [Christmas Song]
5.) “Ice, Ice Baby” [Vanilla Ice]
6.) Wasn’t Me” [Shaggy]
And last, but certainly not least: 7.) “The Thong Song” [Sisqo]. What ever happened to that pseduo silver-haired singer?
I’m sorry for sharing this awful array of music.